eBay Find of The Day: Nightmare Fuel, ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/27/2016 at 20:20 • Filed to: None

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1957 Morris Minor 1000. 2 door Clown car with a light-up red nose and black top hat, New 1275 MG engine with dual carbs, four on the floor, engine has less then 500 miles, front disc brakes, new paint. Runs on the blood of the innocent. In Incline Village, Nevada for $18,500 or a virgin sacrifice. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2016 at 20:30

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Drive that around for a year. OR, meet the guy who wrote this ad: http://www.alabamaracingscene.net/forum/showthre…

E90M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2016 at 20:31

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They need to give the GPS coordinates to an Ohio class sub and let it deal with it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 05/27/2016 at 20:32

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That guy requests the lotion in the basket

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2016 at 20:32

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Or it gets the hose again.....?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2016 at 20:35

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A bit pricey for something only useful for creeping around in the dark a couple of times out of the year. Unless the objective is to give Alissa Walker coulrophobia in the most epic of ways. Hmm... HEY, PETER THIEL

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2016 at 20:37

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I would buy it purely to ensure its thorough and complete demise.

Seriously though, the Clown Motel needs to buy that shit.

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 05/27/2016 at 21:12

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Holy shit. Sounds like me might be nuts.

Svend > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2016 at 21:49

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Oh man, a creepy Minor that creeps the hell out of minors.

Funktheduck > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/28/2016 at 01:03

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Utterly terrifying. It's like Stephen King crossed It with Maximum Overdrive